Testical Festival - Bentonville

Testicle Festival

October 21st 22nd & 23rd

Bentonville, AR

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The Testy Fest is looking to book 13 acts for the weekend’s festivities.

If you think your style jives with ours, please fill out the registration form below and a member of our team will call you for placement.

PLEASE NOTE: Filling out this form does not guarantee you will get to perform, we will call you to confirm your placement.

Activities

Ball Eating Contest
Eat Balls with the best. How many Bull Testicals can you eat in 10 minutes? Winner gets $500!
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Undie 500
Racing tricycles in your underwear. There is no greater past time. Win the Prize Pool!
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Wet T-Shirt Contest
What’re balls without boobs? We haven’t forgotten you, ladies! Show us what you’re working with for a chance to win $500 cash! FREE ENTRY
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Ladies Oil Wrestling
A girls-only tournament-style event. We start the prize pool out with $500.
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Beard Contest
Only the manliest men need apply. Crowd favorite earns $500 and bragging rights until next year. $10 entry
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Ball Throwing Contest
If you can throw our balls the furthest, you'll win $500!
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Motorcycle Show
Join us for our Sunday Motorcycle Show. Each attendee gets a vote. Bike with the most votes wins $500. Line up at 9 am. Vote count at noon. $10 entry
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BALLS

Don't worry, your balls will remain intact!

Whether you call them Rocky Mountian Oysters, Cowboy Caviar, Tendergroin or simply Bull Balls. We've ordered a metric ton of these things and they'll be served all weekend long. Come partake in this midwest delicacy.

Beer

What goes better with hot steamy balls, than a cold glass of beer.

Beer, the original drink of the gods will be served all weekend long.

VENDORS

Man cannot live on balls alone, so we’ve invited traditional food vendors to the Testicle Festival as well. Feast on traditional fairs or walk on the wild side and give our Rocky mountain oysters a try! (That’s Bull testicles for the yuppies.)

After you wipe the ball juice off your face, pick up something for the mancave from one of our many product vendors.

Become a Vendor

Camping

Tent Camping to the Extreme

You won’t want to drive home after reveling in all the Testicle Festival fun. Bands don’t end until midnight. Bring your tent and camp out in one of the premium spots or be a loner in the back.


Tent Camping

Book Fireside Tent Campsite (Premium locations closest to the bonfire) $99

Book Central Tent Campsite (Centrally located to all the action) $79

Book Perimeter Tent Campsite (Along the outer perimeter of all the action) $59


RV Camping

Book Fireside RV Campsite (Premium locations closest to the bonfire) $189

Book Central RV Campsite (Centrally located to all the action) $149

Book Perimeter RV Campsite (Along the outer perimeter of all the action) $109


All Camping Reservations come with Weekend Passes.

Tent Camp Reservations come with (2) TWO Weekend Passes, RV Camp Reservations come with (4) FOUR Weekend Passes. We don’t care how many you cram in your tent, RV or camping area, as long as they all get a Weekend Pass at the gate.

General Admission

Not looking to camp? It's ok, just grab a Weekend Pass. It's cheap!

Weekend Pass: $19