Testicle Festival

October 21st 22nd & 23rd 2023

Bentonville, AR

14 Bands

Sprungbilly
Chester Ellis &
the Tumbleweeds

Band Promo Video

Schedule

Friday

7:00am Vendor Registration
9:00am Camper Registration
9:00am Sound Check Begins
2:00pm Testicle Festival Opens for General Admission
2:00pm Git in the Truck
3:50pm The Tumbleweeds
5:40pm Ballsy 500
6:15pm Eureka Strings
8:00pm Bonfire
8:00pm The Dirty Strings
9:45pm To be Determined
10:00pm Them Dirty Roses
12:00am Camp/Fire Time

Saturday

10:00am Vendors Open
11:00am Dance Monkey Dance
12:45pm The Damn Neighbors
2:30pm Ball Eating Contest
3:00pm Red Oak Ruse
4:45pm Wet Swimsuit Contest
5:30pm Country Jesus
7:00pm Beard Competition
8:00pm Bonfire
7:30pm Adam Johnston Band
9:30pm The Ben Miller
12:00am Camp/Fire Time

Sunday

7:30am Motorcycle Show Registry
9:00am Motorcycle Show
10:00am Sack Races
10:30am Green Acres (Allman Brothers Tribute)
12:00pm Motorcycle Show Winner Announced
12:15pm The Cattle Punchers
1:45pm Sprungbilly
3:00pmish Festival Ends

Activities

Undie 500
Racing tricycles in your swimsuit. There is no greater past time. Win the Prize Pool!
Friday @5:40pm
Register
Ladies Oil Wrestling
A girls-only tournament-style event. We start the prize pool out with $500.
Friday @9:45pm
Register
Ball Eating Contest
Eat Balls with the best. How many Bull Testicals can you eat in 10 minutes? Winner gets $500!
Saturday @2pm
Register
Wet T-Shirt Contest
Let us wet you down. Show us what you’re working with for a chance to win $500 cash!
Saturday @4:15pm
Register
Beard Contest
Beards of all shapes and sizes. Crowd favorite earns $500 and bragging rights until next year. Saturday @6:45pm
Register
Motorcycle Show
Join us for our Sunday Motorcycle Show. Each attendee gets a vote. Bike with the most votes wins $500.
Sunday @9am
Register
Ball Throwing Contest
If you can throw our balls the furthest, you'll win $500!
Sunday @10am
Register

BALLS

Don't worry, your balls will remain intact!

Whether you call them Rocky Mountian Oysters, Cowboy Caviar, Tendergroin or simply Bull Balls. We've ordered a metric ton of bull balls and they'll be served all weekend long. Come partake in this midwest delicacy.

Beer

What goes better with hot steamy balls, than a cold glass of beer.

VENDORS

Man cannot live on balls alone, so we’ve invited traditional food vendors to the Testicle Festival as well. Feast on traditional fairs or walk on the wild side and give our Rocky mountain oysters a try! (That’s Bull testicles for the yuppies.)

After you wipe the ball juice off your face, pick up something for the mancave from one of our many product vendors.

Camping

Tent Camping

You won’t want to drive home after reveling in all the Testicle Festival fun. Bands don’t end until midnight. Bring your tent and camp out in one of the premium spots or be a loner in the back.


Tent Camping

Perimeter Tent Campsite
(20' x 20' Along the outer perimeter of all the action)
$59
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 2 Weekend Passes.
BOOK
Central Tent Campsite
(20' x 20' Centrally located to all the action)
$79
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 2 Weekend Passes.
BOOK
Fireside Tent Campsite
(20' x 20' Premium locations closest to the bonfire)
$99
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 2 Weekend Passes.
BOOK

RV Camping

Perimeter RV Campsite
(20' x 50' Along the outer perimeter of all the action)
$109
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 4 Weekend Passes.
BOOK
Central RV Campsite
(20' x 50' Centrally located to all the action)
$149
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 4 Weekend Passes.
BOOK
Fireside RV Campsite
(20' x 50' Premium locations closest to the bonfire)
$189
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 4 Weekend Passes.
BOOK

Premium Electric/Water RV Camping

Electric RV Campsite
(This site has access to 30 amp electric)
$299
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 4 Weekend Passes.
BOOK
Electric / Water RV Campsite
(This site has access to 30 amp electric & water)
$349
Good for Friday & Saturday.
Comes with 4 Weekend Passes.
BOOK

All Camping Reservations come with Weekend Passes.

Tent Camp Reservations come with (2) TWO Weekend Passes, RV Camp Reservations come with (4) FOUR Weekend Passes. We don’t care how many you cram in your tent, RV or camping area, as long as they all get a Weekend Pass at the gate.

General Admission

Not looking to camp? It's ok, just grab a Weekend Pass. It's cheap!

Weekend Pass

$19




GRAB A SHIRT

Come to the testicle festival ready to party in your limited edition 2022 Testicle Festival tshirt! Order Now! Limited quantities!!

The first batch of shirts have been shipped, additional batches of t-shirts will be shipped after the festival.

$39

FESTIVAL MAP

The Testicle Festival layout. Click to see large version.